The Web is filled with “useful tips” that rarely work. Here’s some useless advice that might actually help get you through Valentine’s Day as a single.
Yes, you will likely wind up married – read: shackled, dull and bored – some day in the future. Enjoy your singlehood until the game”s over!
Did you really need a reminder that you might be single every day of your life? Talk about rubbing salt into an open wound!
Yes, it never occurred to anyone that you might actually be too busy with plans, which is why you don’t have time for dating.
This might actually not be such utterly useless advice, if only roses and chocolates were not perishable!
This is sound advice to get you plenty of unwanted attention, while dissuading potential dates from pursuing you.
Since you are still single, the odds are that these useless tips might actually be of more help to you than all the dating advice you’ve ever received!